Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 19, 2019

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    mddshubby2005  almost 5 years ago

    And they ALL require separate checks.

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    enigmamz  almost 5 years ago

    That gets less true every year.

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    santa72404  almost 5 years ago

    Let me say this now … ORGY!

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    KA7DRE Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    That’s what the get for being wired in series !

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    boniface22  almost 5 years ago

    That’s a good one.

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    Courage the Cowardly Dog!  almost 5 years ago

    No longer true, the new ones dont do this. They light up even though one or two are out but still in their sockets.

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    whahoppened  almost 5 years ago

    These would to be the very old 16 volt 7-to-a-strand series set.

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    tudza Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Gotta go with the parallel wired ones. Or, you know, LEDs.

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    pschearer Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    It was probably truer in 2001 when this was copyrighted.

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    Nuliajuk  almost 5 years ago

    She must be older than she looks – those strings where one burning out turned the whole lot off haven’t been made in decades.

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    jpayne4040  almost 5 years ago

    Okay, that’s a good pun!

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    Stevefk  almost 5 years ago

    When they all get together its lights out!

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    dflak  almost 5 years ago

    I remember as a fourth grader in the 1950’s that our teacher was telling us about parallel and series circuits and how the OLD style Christmas lights were series circuits.

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    J Quest  almost 5 years ago

    Watts up with that?

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    pcmcdonald  almost 5 years ago

    Let’s light up the town!

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    lotsalaffs Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    In the first strip I saw this gag it was funny. In the second strip I saw this gag it was cute. In the 3rd, 4th, etc., strip it’s become really annoying. Bah Humbug!

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    paul  almost 5 years ago

    Apparently, bulbs can be recycled.

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    Nuke Road Warrior  almost 5 years ago

    Ironic that the bulbs have to go out to get lit-up at the party.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Oy! I didn’t sign up to be an a chain gang…

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    2peabody1  almost 5 years ago

    Said the sorority girls

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    HMETALNYMETSVAL Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Still cute! One of my faves!

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    Jeffin Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Who had that bright idea?

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    Michael G.  almost 5 years ago

    Find a nice Jewish gal. Eight friends, tops!

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 5 years ago

    Guess she likes ’em big.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    And good luck finding the first to go out.

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    Yes they are rotating like tops to stay upright, and their lights go on simultaneously as they are facing you, sort of like gyroscope under a strobe light.

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    queenoftut  almost 5 years ago

    This is an old one. I’ve had this saved for years. Still funny though.

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    just trying to light up his watt life

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    Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Break of The Day did a similar gag that’s just as good:

    https://www.gocomics.com/break-of-day/2019/12/18?ct=v&cti=1184908

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    htenhoeve  almost 5 years ago

    a classic

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