Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 31, 2020

Definitely not a pocket knife.

It’s the tank that says: “Surrender, or I’ll pick your teeth!”

gonna need a bigger pocket

brie what you can brie, is that a reference about becoming Swiss cheese?

Pretty cheesy looking tank…

For fixing watches, like Big Ben.

It was used in a “bottle of wits.”

Luckily for the Swiss, it’s been awhile since they were involved in any armed conflict. Too busy making watches and chocolate.

Heavy armor’s take on an old submarine trick.

I say, do you have the time? You know, if you put a bunch of bends and loops in an alphorn, you could carry it in your back pocket.

Swiss never used tanks, just faster armored cars. Tracks tear up pavement and “off-road” is too steep for vehicles.