Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for December 19, 2019

In the last panel, Bucky sounds a little like Rocket Racoon from Guardians of the Galaxy.

Stick to your Gig as Tuna Tester, Bucko!

But Pinkish do you not strangle a carrot to pull it from the ground ? Thus ending it’s life. Just because you don’t eat meat you still must end the life of something in order to have food ;-)

Did Rob ever take a biology class? Is he really trying to convince a cat to go vegan?

Bucky, on his way to serial killer!

When there are no more mice we can get rid of all the cats. In the meantime, there exists no more efficient mouse eradication machine than a cat. And all it asks in return is a bowl of food, a warm ray of light to bask in and the occasional lap to sit upon.

Seems a fair trade.

“Cleanivore”? Mr. Conley you should write a little list of “Buckyisms” and what they mean. It would be fun, we could have National Talk Like Bucky Day!

Cats are obligate carnivores. They can’t survive as vegetarians.

I guess bicycle science is pretty tricky if your a cat.

Pretty much sums up a cat’s mentality

You could strangle Rob recreationally

“Cleanivore”. We can add that one to the Bucky dictionary. :D

BTW, it is an established medical fact that dangerous, life-threatening stress is caused primarily by being legally forbidden to choke the living daylights out of some arrogant jerk who desperately needs it.

Not an original quote. Medically documented. Honest!

(Okay maybe not, but it should be.)

I have a few people I’d love to strangle “recreationally” I didn’t know it was an option!

Back when Damn Yankees was together Ted Nugent took Tommy Shaw hunting, even though Tommy’s a vegetarian. So I guess it would be like that.

I am glad that Bucky is not my cat.

I just can’t stand “mouse breath”!

Panel 4: My new favorite saying

Rob needs to rethink that. If the tasty animals are left to live they reproduce and then die anyway. It’s our duty to keep their numbers in check.

“Recreational strangling” finally a hobby I can get into!