Monty by Jim Meddick for December 23, 2019

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    TazzTec  almost 5 years ago

    Gift bags; best thing since paper-sliced fingers.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I usually use bags, but this year I had to box. I just put paper on top and taped it, good enough, they’re gonna rip it off anyway.

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    Kroykali  almost 5 years ago

    Handyman’s secret weapon.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Amen

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    Nathan Daniels Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    As the great Pam Beasley once said, “If you’re using more than three pieces of scotch tape, you’re doing it wrong.”

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    elisem4  almost 5 years ago

    Scotch tape is the work of Satan. I cannot get it off my finger without it sticking to itself or the wrong place on the paper.

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    Here's Waldo  almost 5 years ago

    Duck tape is great, especially if your duck has a quack in it.

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    djingodjango  almost 5 years ago

    One of our kids is still living with us – (yeah, one out of five is pretty good) so I just give her my presents to wrap. Why dissolve into curses and tears at this time of year.

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    Sisyphos  almost 5 years ago

    Put a shirt on, go to the nearest store, and buy some more adhesive tape. Or take Pilsner’s advice and go Gift Bags! Duct tape is not in the holiday spirit!

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    AndrewSihler  almost 5 years ago

    Good move. Listen to the parrot.

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