Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 21, 2019

Man if his speech bubble is slurred that means he’s drunker than Bung has ever been.

I could never be drunk enough to want to go ice fishing.

Ice fishing is a nice hobby. Now if Wiz only liked to eat fish. . .

He only caught a bottle of brandy, and drank it at once.

surprised that he’s not seeing three Blanches…

Hiccup……Blanche should have known…

The drunker I get, the prettier you look!

Don’t try this at home, kids

The girls all get prettier at closing time!

I used to live in Cleveland, OH. People would go ice fishing on Lake Erie. In the Spring there is always some yo yo who goes out for “One Last Trip,” and winds up headed for Canada when the ice breaks and sends him on an ice flow headed North. The Coast Guard will go out with a helicopter and pick up the people, leave their truck & shack, then present them with a very hefty bill for the rescue an salvage. If the salvage boat can’t get to the ice flow in time the hapless fisherman is also presented with a fine for polluting the lake when his truck goes to the bottom.

Bung: hicc hold my hicc…….

Ice fishing with the guys, an excuse to get drunk and swap lies. Oh yeah, sometimes a line goes in the water.

Good old antifreeze!

Wiz was ICE phishing – he was trying to gain access to their immigration plans with the help of his cohorts -

Gin on ice; Vodka on ice; Tequila on ice; Absinthe on ice

I’m not as think as you drunk I am.

Reminds me of spiced “Grog” that my boss used to take on his hunting trips.

“Someone done whupped up on you wit a Purdy Stick!”

Catch any fish?…

You have to ASK Blance?!!!! lol

Anti-freeze

In my newspaper, Andy Capp is above the Wizard of Id. And, of course, Andy was drunk as usual.

Let him be drunk, if you still want to hear compliments like that.