This is a truth: If you’re near sighted, when your glasses help you see more clearly, they also make the world seem smaller. You can check this for yourself: Pick some object near the outside of your field of view, and then slip your glasses off and back on. See that jump?
mddshubby2005 almost 5 years ago
Opticians never pass away, they just dilate.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Ooof!
Concretionist almost 5 years ago
This is a truth: If you’re near sighted, when your glasses help you see more clearly, they also make the world seem smaller. You can check this for yourself: Pick some object near the outside of your field of view, and then slip your glasses off and back on. See that jump?
SHIVA almost 5 years ago
By the looks of things, not a business you’d want to patronize!!!
Zev almost 5 years ago
I think he’s just magnifying the situation.
Nuliajuk almost 5 years ago
“Do I look clearer this way? Or this way?”
Chief Inspector almost 5 years ago
I was going to be an optician but during my interview, I fell into the lens grinder and made a spectacle of myself.
Stevefk almost 5 years ago
Objects in window are closer than they appear.
J Quest almost 5 years ago
I can’t read that top line.
Steverino Premium Member almost 5 years ago
We had an Optometrist living in the condo above us. His name was Seymour.
chromosome Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Can you see me now?
cdnalor almost 5 years ago
If he’s on the sunny side of the street, he’d better have a working smoke detector.
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 5 years ago
Your new lenses make my bottom look big.
KEA almost 5 years ago
I put one of those windows in front of my 17" trinitron and got Big Screen TV
the lost wizard almost 5 years ago
Giving him the glad hand.
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member almost 5 years ago
There’s gotta be a potential joke in here about male endowment.
B UTTONS almost 5 years ago
Can you see me?
Which is better (1) in the doorway or (2) through the window?