Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for December 27, 2019

In 1500 years she still hasn’t learned how to read.

Two suggestions, actually, Gaylord.

Trying too hard…broomy! It’s never gonna fly….

Fake it till you make it!

Shortly after moving to Portland, OR, I was looking for Powell’s (largest used book store in the world) and got lost. Fortunately, I spotted a guy with an armload of books. He knew the way.

Reading upside down makes you dumber than a five pound sack of stupid.

It’s even better in the original version.

Reading anything upside down is a feat.. reading War and Peace upside down really sets you aside of the common folk… well played Broomie

That’s either a Hebrew edition or a factory reject with its title printed on the back cover.

She’s too excited to notice, let alone why. I recommend the suggestion. Of course she does now have the other guy’s attention. Perhaps HE shall suggest.

“DORIS?” says a character in Philip Roth’s Goodbye, Columbus. “She’s the one who’s always reading War and Peace. That’s how I know it’s summer, when Doris is reading War and Peace.”

Details, Details

Go ahead, Gaylord. Say what must be said. Broomie needs to know!

I have a suggestion, too. Little women should read “Little Women”.

She’d have trouble with the Cliffsnotes