Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for December 14, 2019

Just one twinkie. No where near enough.

Kind of a rip-off the Robert Earl Keene song “Merry Christmas from the Family.”

You can have the twinkie, I’m on a diet!

Hillbilly heaven.

I wonder if Dan was drawing from his own personal experiences when he came up with this one? I’d of called it “Redneck Christmas in a Basket”. :-)

Great toon Dan! Very funny, you can sure get em right on real life!

$3.95! gonna buy it break it down and sell everything on ebay :)

Sounds like a episode of Cops-Holiday Special.

Forgot the MAGA hat.

$125.00 basket. The turkey needs to be kept in the freezer, but freezing breaks the beer cans.

That’s a wrap.

I’ll take the Merle Haggard CD – “But here I am again mixing misery and gin, Sittin’ with all my friends and talkin’ to myself, I look like I’m havin’ a good time but any fool can tell, That this honky tonk heaven really makes you feel like hell.Sidenote to Dan – i’ve resisted ‘signing up’ for several years, but your strip with your wonderfully warped sense of humor is just too good, and today’s is the one that i couldn’t resist commenting any longer. Goodonya, mate!

XXX bottle of yellow stuff? Being XXX, I don’t think it’s beer, yucky!

Solves my Christmas shopping problem. I’ll take 10

And this is why I’m happy not to be spending Christmas with my DH’s family in PA.