B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for December 26, 2019

Nah, it’ll come flashing through the sky. Very pretty.

How does junk get launched into space back in BC days?

Many moons would be more like it.

Not to mention wasting taxpayer dollars on sending men to another planet just so they colonize it centuries from now and make it just as bad as our home world God created for us.

Space is big! Really big.

“New moon…. you saw me standing alone…”

Catapult ?

We’ll eventually block off any path to leave orbit.

Space junk hazarding satellites. A floating plastic island in the Pacific twice the size of Texas. What’s next to dump in/on?

I wonder how successful a low orbit garbage collection consortium would be?

Don’t follow a wildebeest too closely, or you might experience a gnu moon.

If we get a new moon by launching junk in space do we get a new ocean if we throw our junk there as well?

The largest part is the big parts – the satellites that are not equipped to be deorbited when we’re through with them.

Be patient, it takes a while for former parts of earth to coalesce.

That junk has partly been cleared by his time. And out there are several luxury space stations too. “Elysium” & “Eden”.