Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for January 03, 2020

Wet noodles at fifty yards.

Remember, you have only three strikes, Rod!

You can’t get no satisfaction.

Here’s my Weapon of Choice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oF5cBoAV5Ys

Rodney made a funny !!!! lol

The other knight looks like a Spanish knight.

Banana cream pies at 10 paces.

Rod, do you really think you can hit your opponent as hard with your chainmail gloves as he hit you with his silken ones?

Knew that response was coming.

I read about someone who was about 6 1/2’ tall who was challenged by a much shorter man. The challenged party chose sledgehammers in 6’ of water.