Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for January 04, 2020

♫ Frog Kissin’ ♫

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HQoJo_4_-A

Blanche could have at least checked if he had any brothers, before “hopping to it”!

A kiss from Blanche? Not a great way to enjoy a swamp.

It has to be a beautiful princess for the kiss to work.

Not all frogs are Princes but then again, some Princes can be real toads

This is what happens to people who don’t listen. When was it said that the witch was casting frog spells right and left?

Toad Suck, Arkansas has an annual festival but so far no princes produced from toads there sucked.

Remember, Blanche, “Sometimes you have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find a prince . . .”

Good point froggy.

And they called Blanche “Wart Lips” for the rest of her life…

If a beautiful princess’ kiss can turn a frog into a handsome prince, what would happen if Blanche kissed a handsome prince?

Isn’t she married to the Wizard?