Close to Home by John McPherson for December 27, 2019

To me that looks like it would be hard to walk. I see Bleeb has caught a wave and i think Dalcon is just topping the crest.

Now if he isn’t careful, he can kick himself in the back of the head without even trying.

Now he’s very kneedy.

Westlake is a lousy joint.

He’s feeling very disjointed.

Don’t go there they’ll give you a lot of double talk.

Now that’s funny!!!

Are we not going to talk about the bug-looking thing on the teeny little surfboard?

Beach of the surfing peeps??

Watch out, Bleeb! Dalcon is surfing right behind you.

“On the bright side, he can scratch his back now with his big toe.”

He’s got a habit of giving in to people. He’s always bending at the… never mind.

He’s lucky he didn’t come out of surgery with no knees!

I knew him since he was knee high to a…oh, forget it!

Great! Now I got “Surfer Girl” by the Beach Boys stuck in my head. ( Little surfer alien.. you made my heart come all undone. ) okay you finish the rest.

Somewhere, there is a Westlake Orthopedics that thinks that’s either really funny or really not.

Ah to be like bleeb. Riding the waves of life

Incoming.

“Doc, I broke my knee in two places!” “Well, stay outa those places!”(Hang two, Bleeb!)

But you should see him scratch his back with his right foot!

Google says there’s a Westlake Orthopaedics in West Lake Hills, Texas. Someone’s either laughing or preparing a lawsuit.

Hey Bleeb and Dalcon, kowahbunga dudes.

“Well, at least now he’s double-jointed!”

Prior to reading the caption, I thought it was an odd and asymmetric case of surfer knees.

Particularly funny to me since I live next door to Westlake Orthodontics.