He should have GIVEN HIS RIGHT ARM to lose weight.
Oldbot’s charm is disarming.
I think the oxidization will take care of that, OldBot – just take longer showers.
How does Oldbot gain weight?
This reminds me of when Doonesbury’s BD lost his leg in Iraq.
He said, “On the bright side, I’m down to my target weight…”
This diet will cost an arm or a leg.
Oldbot should have just neutralized the Higgs Boson field of his arm thus removing the mass of it and therefore the calculated weight of it, so his weight would be less but he would still have functionality of it!
Since he can’t cut down on oily and greasy substances, this is the only way!
Soon to become an Echo Dot??
He should’ve gotten rid of the CPU in his head since he’s not using.
Dang it – that was my favorite arm! (Loosely quoted from Where the Wild Things Are)
Move to a < 1G planet!
FreihEitner Premium Member almost 5 years ago
He should have GIVEN HIS RIGHT ARM to lose weight.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Oldbot’s charm is disarming.
mddshubby2005 almost 5 years ago
I think the oxidization will take care of that, OldBot – just take longer showers.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 5 years ago
How does Oldbot gain weight?
kaffekup almost 5 years ago
This reminds me of when Doonesbury’s BD lost his leg in Iraq.
He said, “On the bright side, I’m down to my target weight…”
Jml58 almost 5 years ago
This diet will cost an arm or a leg.
Sanspareil almost 5 years ago
Oldbot should have just neutralized the Higgs Boson field of his arm thus removing the mass of it and therefore the calculated weight of it, so his weight would be less but he would still have functionality of it!
Gent almost 5 years ago
Since he can’t cut down on oily and greasy substances, this is the only way!
blakerl almost 5 years ago
Soon to become an Echo Dot??
cuzinron47 almost 5 years ago
He should’ve gotten rid of the CPU in his head since he’s not using.
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Dang it – that was my favorite arm! (Loosely quoted from Where the Wild Things Are)
Michael G. almost 5 years ago
Move to a < 1G planet!