Cornered in a room with the only exit blocked by bears protecting their young, Goldie’s fate was sealed. Her bloated,unrecognizable corpse was found many days later discarded in the forest. the coroner performed an autopsy that was not thorough enough to produce identification.
then the coroner performed another autopsy that was so too thorough and the body remained unidentifiable .
the third autopsy identified her has the missing Goldilocks and was
just right!
et2008, wouldn’t it drive them north? The way the reindeer were driven north by the global warming between the beginning of the common era and the start of the Industrial Revolution?
She also understood why there was something fishy about that porridge.
@ Grainbelt : Goldilocks still hiding in forest… ”
Word has it that she stole all their “Charmin” TP , don’t you know !! Bears are suspicious because of a paper trail…. Stay tuned to this station for further developments…..
@Grainbelt…Charmin was the Bear’s brand of choice- Goldi stole it but she wasn’t necessarily partial to that brand- besides it was handy… and she was in a hurry to be off to the forest to hide. With 3 bears in hot pursuit wanting their Charmin back; none of them were interested in taking a dump NOR Goldilock’s emotional state from possible past trauma.
leakysqueaky712 over 13 years ago
And she looks NONE too happy about it.
Me thinks those polar bears could be in for a rough ride.
margueritem over 13 years ago
Uh…? Thanks, Leaky. I didn’t get the polar bear part…
Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago
I hope they’re not too hard on her.
Commentator over 13 years ago
I thought Goldie was hiding in the closet with an AK-47.
x_Tech over 13 years ago
Goldie may have a bigger problem if they are Bi-Polar.
odeliasimone over 13 years ago
Worse, Tech, they are tri-polar.
corzak over 13 years ago
somebody’s been sleeping in my igloo.
Nighthawks Premium Member over 13 years ago
Cornered in a room with the only exit blocked by bears protecting their young, Goldie’s fate was sealed. Her bloated,unrecognizable corpse was found many days later discarded in the forest. the coroner performed an autopsy that was not thorough enough to produce identification. then the coroner performed another autopsy that was so too thorough and the body remained unidentifiable . the third autopsy identified her has the missing Goldilocks and was just right!
budman1424 over 13 years ago
You sure that was porridge & not Eskimo pie?
prrdh over 13 years ago
et2008, wouldn’t it drive them north? The way the reindeer were driven north by the global warming between the beginning of the common era and the start of the Industrial Revolution?
She also understood why there was something fishy about that porridge.
gofinsc over 13 years ago
I don’t think I can bear any more of this.
rockngolfer over 13 years ago
prrdh, There is an ocean up there that used to be covered with ice. The bears can’t go North unless they swim the rest of their lives.
MrsCalabash over 13 years ago
@ Grainbelt : Goldilocks still hiding in forest… ”
Word has it that she stole all their “Charmin” TP , don’t you know !! Bears are suspicious because of a paper trail…. Stay tuned to this station for further developments…..
MrsCalabash over 13 years ago
@Grainbelt…Charmin was the Bear’s brand of choice- Goldi stole it but she wasn’t necessarily partial to that brand- besides it was handy… and she was in a hurry to be off to the forest to hide. With 3 bears in hot pursuit wanting their Charmin back; none of them were interested in taking a dump NOR Goldilock’s emotional state from possible past trauma.