Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 31, 2020

Like another computer.

Can’t be much of a hacker if he is using a CRT monitor.

Practicing anti-social distancing…

To keep their modus operandi Hackers just need a camera and a printer or 3D-printer for that.

Here’s a life hack, Warm up that cold sandwich between laptop chargers!

If he knocks over that cup on top of the monitor he’ll probably have to stretch his legs at Best Buy.

Obi Wan?

He’s hungry.. a quart of code-slaw.

I’ve never stolen anything … unless you count the hearts of numerous beautiful women. And, several less than beautiful ones.

I got some cake with fruit in it one Christmas, but they made me give it back because it was stollen.

Hoodies indoors is always a bad sign, now go out and steal candy from a baby.

For once Ralph has no comment. Perhaps he’s still keepin’ a low profile after the diamond heist.