Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 10, 2020

Hallmark, we have a problem.

They heard him reciting:

Twenty-eight days, hath September,

April, June, and November,

All the rest have thirty or so,

Except February (you know?)

Which hath 26, I guess,

Maybe more, but never less.

John Prine: “Just give me one extra season so I can figure out the other four.”

No one liked Monday & Tuesday anyway.

And on another note … what the heck is Ralph doing in the trash can?!?

“Hey, Julius and Augustus, I want my two days back!” Sincerely February

Were the couple of days yesterday and tomorrow?

I had a rotating day off with Sunday always off. When calling off sick management would always accuse me of hooking up my sick day with my off day. Which is hard not to do because you might be ill the day before or the day after your day off.

The RNC wouldn’t mind losing from the calendar the first Tuesday after the first Monday in November.

I checked with Jackie Chiles and he doesn’t understand either.

Get rid of Mondays. They are so annoying.

If it’s 2 days – how about ‘election day’ and ‘tax day’. Two we would never miss. If no election day – there would be NO campaigning – a waste of valuable oxygen. JMO

He got prosecuted and convicted…they gave him 12 months.