You got Jamaica, Bahamas, Barbados…
It was either that or her two front teeth.
I understand that Greenland is NOT for sale.
So, Santa, gift her the movie of the same name and claim you misunderstood her request. Her Maj has a Blu-Ray player, right?—If not, add one of those too.
What do you give the Empress that already has India?
Let’s hope she settles for a stocking full of Brazil nuts.
Ask Dom Pedro if it’s really worth the trouble. Oh, and the slavery thing …
The Falklands, please.
I don’t know, Your Majesty. We may be willing to give California back, though….
So schedule her in at the beauty parlor already.
Dear internet, please note that Santa Claus is spelled correctly here. There’s no “e” at the end.
BE THIS GUY about 5 years ago
You got Jamaica, Bahamas, Barbados…
Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 5 years ago
It was either that or her two front teeth.
Melki Premium Member about 5 years ago
I understand that Greenland is NOT for sale.
epaphus8 about 5 years ago
So, Santa, gift her the movie of the same name and claim you misunderstood her request. Her Maj has a Blu-Ray player, right?—If not, add one of those too.
markmoss1 about 5 years ago
What do you give the Empress that already has India?
seismic-2 Premium Member about 5 years ago
Let’s hope she settles for a stocking full of Brazil nuts.
Michael G. about 5 years ago
Ask Dom Pedro if it’s really worth the trouble. Oh, and the slavery thing …
DCBakerEsq about 5 years ago
The Falklands, please.
Kali about 5 years ago
I don’t know, Your Majesty. We may be willing to give California back, though….
danketaz Premium Member about 5 years ago
So schedule her in at the beauty parlor already.
Pedmar Premium Member about 5 years ago
Dear internet, please note that Santa Claus is spelled correctly here. There’s no “e” at the end.
markmoss1 about 5 years ago
What do you give the Empress that already has India?