Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 02, 2020

I’ve tasted the “impossible patty”. It was the best tofu I’ve ever tasted. And absolutely the worst burger patty.

Will it self-destruct in five minutes?

Has anyone eaten one? What’s it like?

I thought at first this was going to be bait to lure him into being caught by some huge carnivore.

Ewwww!

Must be a bun-gee cord…

The impossible burger – the only ‘meat’ that is more expensive than kosher meat

The aliens are ‘human fishing’ again.

I tried to order one once, but the menu exploded!

You are welcome to them.

Day two test of Jim’s new year’s diet.

Kind of silly to make plants taste like meat. They do have their own, amazing and varied tastes!

Maybe canivorism (is that a word?) is an addiction! Of the taste buds …

Open sesame.

So an alarm goes off if it hits the floor? Or only if it stays there for five seconds?