The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 07, 2020

Aren’t they a little too old to be playing Doctor?

Operation: Third Base has hit a snag.

Okay. I give up. What are they supposed to be?

If you play Doctor (Operation) on the front porch, the whole neighborhood is going to see it.

It’s OK dad. He’s just trying to heal my broken heart.

Someone’s funny bone is being tickled!

Where’s the buzzing coming from….

The blinking nose was a big give away!

Did the kid tell you, when he grows up he wants to be a proctologist?

It’s the fun new board game for teens: OBSTETRICIAN!

“Is that a bun in your oven, sweetie, or did his forcep just short circuit you?”

Boy, somebody’s funny bone was removed…

She lights up his life….

where did he put his hand?

Buzzing? He’s obviously not a smooth operator.

The boy has successfully made contact!

It could be worse. She could be “buzzing” with Rudolph.

that particular slot would have made the game interesting…and gotten it banned as well!

Get back in the house and play Twister.

Well, he’s still practicing, just like all Doctors.

Looks like they lost “Don’t Make Daddy P.O.’ed”!

“And your nose lit up so bright the neighbors called to see if I had recently won a “major Award!”

He brought his own tweezers?

I don’t get this one. What am I missing?

He’s just toying with her.

Remove Wrenched WHAT?

Now where’d I put that bone!?!

She must have termites. Crotch crickets are much preferred. Perhaps NASA told her, “Loose weight and you can lead our armada to the darkness of space.”

The relationship has obviously sparked.

As long as there’s no broken heart.

The buzzing is caused by metal… Maybe he has braces?

Check her breath. She’s lit up like a Christmas tree.

He was caught moving between her Charley Horse and her Bread Basket.