Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for January 13, 2020

I like how you think Broomy. Even thou it’s just wishful thinking.

You’re asking for a pocket full of miracles.

I remember when those cards often came with a cut-out lining up with the portrait for all denominations. Then the Treasury began mucking with the designs for all bills but the dollar. Apparently nobody bothers to counterfeit ones.

Sorry. We supply the transport, not the cargo.

Once in a while I got one loaded with a picture.

Nice try, Broomie!

She could have stuck 20 dollars in a card and charged Broomie $30 for it. Win-win.

I went in the Coach outlet with my wife one day. After looking around for a few minuted my wife asked what was I doing. I told her at the price of these pocketbooks I am looking to see if they come loaded with money inside.

BROOMY! You’re not making any sense! Take a nap

Pay me $50 and I’ll ensure you get a birthday card with $25 in it.

♫Money of nothing♫

It would make life more interesting if cards did work that way.

Can’t decide whether you are that naive or that much of a con-witch, Broomie. Either way, nice try. No dice, no cash….