The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for January 02, 2020

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    KA7DRE Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Everything is bound to get worse from this point on, Brutus.

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    jpsomebody  almost 5 years ago

    The second day of the second decade of the second millennium.

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    wjones  almost 5 years ago

    Things begin when you get out of bed.

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    Julius Marold Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Got a year to go to start a new decade but who’s counting?

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    Orcatime  almost 5 years ago

    Baby steps.

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    45Nasrad  almost 5 years ago

    The new decade doesn’t start until 2021

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Today is the best day of the year, as I have reached 79 and am feeling fine

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    zzeek  almost 5 years ago

    Watch out for the Lego Wilberforce left on the floor when you step out of bed. It may be an omen about how the rest of your day/year will go.

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    Michael G.  almost 5 years ago

    Wait till your feet hit the floor, Brutus.

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    As long as you stay in bed.

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    walstib Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    For tax purposes, it’s best to be born on New Year’s Eve, and die on New Year’s Day.

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    TimeLordSoundwave  almost 5 years ago

    And then Cheeto Mussolini had to go and instigate war with Iran.

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