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Iām starting to realize, at this point, things are way out of control. But the pentagram is holding, so Iāve still got the upper hand at the moment. Then he says, āOh, the pentagram. Nice work on the tape. No chance of smudging the lines or anything. One thing, though. Iām not ā¦ actually, inside the pentagram. I donāt have a physical being, really. This is just a manifestation of my awareness, which resides as an energy construct of a wholly different nature from anything physical. You are projecting my physical being from your own mind, using my power, which can beā¦ just a bit addictive. The real pentagram is your own five senses. Look. I touch this line, hereā¦ and your hearing is suddenly super sharp. Your reality, your entire physical universe, is quite malleable to me. I exist throughout it, forward, backward and sideways in time. Violet didnāt tell you anything at all. Nice work. You get the benefit of beginnerās luck without the starterās stumbling blocks. Youād be surprised how people who āknow what they are doingā can screw things up.ā
(now thereās something you donāt see every day on Frog Applauseā¢)
IÉ“į“į“Źį“sį“ÉŖÉ“É¢ Sį“ÉŖį“É“į“ÉŖŅÉŖį“į“Ź SÉŖį“ į“ Nį“į“į“: Of all the things the quotee invented, the Surveillance Pickle was not one of them.
Given the track-and-field singlets theyāre wearing, it would appear these fellas wonāt be taking the honors in the relay. If theyāre wrestling singlets, Iād say the upright guy just scored a takedown.
I believe Kettering was the guy who invented the starting motor for autos. The claim was that it couldnāt be done, because the wires in the rotor had to be small diameter for the starter to fit under the hood. But Kettering figured the wires could handle the current for the short time needed to start the engine (3 or 4 seconds), and he was right (the difference between a scientist and an engineer). This is what I read when I was a kid, and it inspired me.
This is all related to: āThe more you comment on FA, the more chance there is of you stubbing your LAME ā¦ but the more chance you have of getting nowhereā ā¦!
Clinging desperately to Charles F. Kettering for balance while spouting such balderdash is hardly lame enough for the bottom inch of the left-most column of page 19 of the Froglandia Gazette and Intelligencer, a highly respected bastion of journalistic inanity and lameness.
Besides, there is nothing to suggest that we are getting anywhere anyway in these scholia on Sister Teresaā¦.
The Old Wolf about 5 years ago
Just leaving this here: https://i.redd.it/2ak5b5lp3kh31.jpg
Zebrastripes about 5 years ago
Walking all over people isnāt the way eitherā¦..LOL
painedsmile about 5 years ago
Sodomy Monday beats Garfieldās Lasagna Monday.
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 5 years ago
Iām starting to realize, at this point, things are way out of control. But the pentagram is holding, so Iāve still got the upper hand at the moment. Then he says, āOh, the pentagram. Nice work on the tape. No chance of smudging the lines or anything. One thing, though. Iām not ā¦ actually, inside the pentagram. I donāt have a physical being, really. This is just a manifestation of my awareness, which resides as an energy construct of a wholly different nature from anything physical. You are projecting my physical being from your own mind, using my power, which can beā¦ just a bit addictive. The real pentagram is your own five senses. Look. I touch this line, hereā¦ and your hearing is suddenly super sharp. Your reality, your entire physical universe, is quite malleable to me. I exist throughout it, forward, backward and sideways in time. Violet didnāt tell you anything at all. Nice work. You get the benefit of beginnerās luck without the starterās stumbling blocks. Youād be surprised how people who āknow what they are doingā can screw things up.ā
Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member about 5 years ago
Ā
Logic!
(now thereās something you donāt see every day on Frog Applauseā¢)
IÉ“į“į“Źį“sį“ÉŖÉ“É¢ Sį“ÉŖį“É“į“ÉŖŅÉŖį“į“Ź SÉŖį“ į“ Nį“į“į“: Of all the things the quotee invented, the Surveillance Pickle was not one of them.
coltish1 about 5 years ago
Given the track-and-field singlets theyāre wearing, it would appear these fellas wonāt be taking the honors in the relay. If theyāre wrestling singlets, Iād say the upright guy just scored a takedown.
*Space Madness at The Station* about 5 years ago
Ooooo the pain
From toe to brain
Bubba Stubba his big toeā¦
*Space Madness at The Station* about 5 years ago
Was she a widow who stubbed her big toe?
Radish... about 5 years ago
When walking on snow and ice keep your center of gravity over each advancing leg, one step at a time.
Thatās what penguins do and they donāt slip or fall.
bxclent Premium Member about 5 years ago
i will stick with slow and steady
Ray*C about 5 years ago
I believe Kettering was the guy who invented the starting motor for autos. The claim was that it couldnāt be done, because the wires in the rotor had to be small diameter for the starter to fit under the hood. But Kettering figured the wires could handle the current for the short time needed to start the engine (3 or 4 seconds), and he was right (the difference between a scientist and an engineer). This is what I read when I was a kid, and it inspired me.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr about 5 years ago
The First Stub of a Thousand Stubs begins with a Single Stub.
Howard'sMyHero about 5 years ago
This is all related to: āThe more you comment on FA, the more chance there is of you stubbing your LAME ā¦ but the more chance you have of getting nowhereā ā¦!
Radish... about 5 years ago
The Froglandia version of toad in the hole.
Sisyphos about 5 years ago
Clinging desperately to Charles F. Kettering for balance while spouting such balderdash is hardly lame enough for the bottom inch of the left-most column of page 19 of the Froglandia Gazette and Intelligencer, a highly respected bastion of journalistic inanity and lameness.
Besides, there is nothing to suggest that we are getting anywhere anyway in these scholia on Sister Teresaā¦.
Randy B Premium Member about 5 years ago
Watch out for speedbumps, human and otherwise. And wear protective footwear. Safety first.