He needs a BitFit instead.
At least he’s on track unless he steps it up.
He’s feeling rattled about that.
Because, you see, snakes don’t have feet!!!
On the bright side, he/she reaches their personal best EVERY day!
Steps? LOLOLOLOL
Update to the distance based tracker not the step based one then latch on to a jogger (haha)
You ever wonder if a snake stubs a rib?
This thing smells like it’s made in China, so it figures it’s not sensitive to undulations.
No way to wiggle out of this one.
Yikes, a snake! Where’s that fat broad from B.C. when ya need her!
Must be defective.
Step count may not be adjusted for scale.
Reptile Dysfunction.
He needs to switch to a slith-ometer.
Just use the GPS.
September 06, 2014
mddshubby2005 about 5 years ago
He needs a BitFit instead.
Aussie Down Under about 5 years ago
At least he’s on track unless he steps it up.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 5 years ago
He’s feeling rattled about that.
enigmamz about 5 years ago
Because, you see, snakes don’t have feet!!!
On the bright side, he/she reaches their personal best EVERY day!
Zebrastripes about 5 years ago
Steps? LOLOLOLOL
John9 about 5 years ago
Update to the distance based tracker not the step based one then latch on to a jogger (haha)
vics_machine Premium Member about 5 years ago
You ever wonder if a snake stubs a rib?
zeexenon about 5 years ago
This thing smells like it’s made in China, so it figures it’s not sensitive to undulations.
xpurplezebra about 5 years ago
No way to wiggle out of this one.
Gent about 5 years ago
Yikes, a snake! Where’s that fat broad from B.C. when ya need her!
cuzinron47 about 5 years ago
Must be defective.
Sensei Le Roof about 5 years ago
Step count may not be adjusted for scale.
Here's Waldo about 5 years ago
Reptile Dysfunction.
WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago
He needs to switch to a slith-ometer.
chromosome Premium Member about 5 years ago
Just use the GPS.