Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 12, 2020

I agree with the duck.

Maybe if Ralph drank some Red Bull, this would make more sense. Maybe.

Bob’s the only sane one here!

You are what you eat.

So a duck, with WINGS, is at a restaurant that serves WINGS. He’s either a cannibal or extremely stupid.

“No time left for you. On my way to better things. No time left for you. I found myself some wings!” Couldn’t resist.

I thought it was Red Bull that gave you wiiings.

Okay, made me laugh out loud. . .just so whimsical and unexpected. . .

When Bob makes more sense than Ralph!

Kevin, Kevin, Kevin. Never let ’em see you sweat!

Bob

I’m going to go off the norm (if you’ll excuse the expression) and say that Ralph’s gravity-defying feat is due to the extra serving of beans he had along with the wings. No Red Bull™ involved.

It was a fowl joke.

Man, that’s the worst case of gas I’ve ever seen!

A couple of Red Bulls now and the duck would have to catch him…

I’ll have some of that Buffalo Helium sauce.

I want to see Kevin’s design for this building!