There was this one time on The King Of Queens when Deacon was going to say what went into hot dogs and Doug said, “Hey, man! That’s none of our concern!”
For those who don’t know, just rub two fingers on the cucumbers. They have wax on them to keep them from drying out. The wax on your fingers opens those @#$%^& bags easily. You will want to really wash the cucumbers you buy, though. Other people have been fingering them. whenlifewassimpler, above, has the right idea.
Grumpy Old Guy almost 5 years ago
Don’t even get started on sausage…
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 5 years ago
No plastic glove ?
jagedlo almost 5 years ago
Really, Ralph? You’re going with that excuse?
cubswin2016 almost 5 years ago
There was this one time on The King Of Queens when Deacon was going to say what went into hot dogs and Doug said, “Hey, man! That’s none of our concern!”
jango almost 5 years ago
Looks like Honeybunch gets the last word (again).
1953Baby almost 5 years ago
I eat a lotta fruits and veggies, but they just ain’t got the staying power of a donut. . .or two. . .
hollisson Premium Member almost 5 years ago
For those who don’t know, just rub two fingers on the cucumbers. They have wax on them to keep them from drying out. The wax on your fingers opens those @#$%^& bags easily. You will want to really wash the cucumbers you buy, though. Other people have been fingering them. whenlifewassimpler, above, has the right idea.
sarahbowl1 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Touch DNA is on everything, including donuts. At least you can scrub the fruits and veggies!
bobdingus almost 5 years ago
I found out the hard way that I should thoroughly wash all fruits and vegetables.
MCProfessor almost 5 years ago
That is quite true. Never thought of that. Great! Now I’ll have to grow all my fruits and vegetables!
cuzinron47 almost 5 years ago
Well, you gotta be smarter then the bag.
Boots at the Boar Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Just remember there aren’t any hand washing stations out in the fields where the workers are picking and packing the produce.
craigwestlake almost 5 years ago
Donuts are sacred, that’s why they’re shaped like halos…
cabalonrye almost 5 years ago
You don’t need to lick you fingers, just put the bag between your palms and rub hard. You will separate the two sides easily.
curemeister almost 5 years ago
You should move to New York, Plastic bags will be banned shortly, then you`I’m be able to eat your veggies
kleanerz almost 5 years ago
I just breathe on my fingers. No licking involved.
LrdSlvrhnd almost 5 years ago
1) That’s why you wash them when you get home.
2) It’s very easy to open the bags, just rub your hands together with the “OPEN HERE” end between them.