In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for January 09, 2020

You know your food is bad when creatures who will eat worms send it back uneaten.

“They say their cherries jubilee burned out.”

I don’t understand the connection here!!

Ahhh.. We will just have to have the escargots ourselves then…

Zat perverse Sebastian! I weel get him someday!

At first glance I thought the grill was a recently used toilet

…l’ appât…?

There was also a complaint about the wine. They said that you watered it down.

Vat an insult.

Don’cha just hate it when the ‘toons aren’t realistic?

And to make matters even more insulting- they’re requesting a bottle of catsup with the next entree….

Not wormy enough.

Well, do the right thing: spit on it and send it back out.