The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 17, 2020

But which pays better?

Shouldn’t that last guy’s son also need a heart?

The guy missing from his seat must be a Master of His Domain.

BS = you know

MS = more of the same

PhD = piled higher and deeper

The Master of Science will be the only one with a job offer.

Another one coming up got a degree in sportfishing, and is now a Master Baiter.

Only one of them will have skills that are useful in these situations!

Master Debater?

One’s getting a degree in everything. Master of the Universe.

My guess is rap or beat box, such as MC Lars, MC Frontalot. Thank you Scott for the morning brain stretch!

Master of Illusion for the invisible guy’s kid in the next chair…

Master of Ceremonies? A smooth talker is a pre-requisite

Then there’s Jack. Master of none.

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH, BOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

empty seat…invisible man….Master of Disguise!

I’m thinking 3 of them will still be living at home in 5 years…

Mine works for a living and makes more money than all of those combined.

I always wondered, How do you master Theology?

Master of None.

Hitchcock got a Master of Suspense.

Just a few more years for their Doctorate’s and they’ll be able to earn minimum wage.

Degrees to a large extent these days have lost a large degree of credibility. A Masters in Political Correctness is about where we are now.