Frazz by Jef Mallett for January 09, 2020

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    RAGs  almost 5 years ago

    If the muscles were any softer, they might have cushioned his fall.

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    Concretionist  almost 5 years ago

    And do you know what the treatment is for broken ribs if you’re in the hospital recovering from an auto accident? Yup: Not a damn thing! Wrapping your torso would only encourage you to breath less deeply, and that could lead to pneumonia, and that could lead to keeping you in the hospital longer. (But they will give you another pain pill. After 6 more hours.)

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    Bilan  almost 5 years ago

    As they say, you’re never too old to learn.

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    Sanspareil  almost 5 years ago

    It’s kool that Frazz’s eyebrows are above his hairline

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    Old Girl  almost 5 years ago

    I’m getting to be really sorry too.

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    sandpiper  almost 5 years ago

    Certain kind of pain can remind you of parts you’ve forgotten. Not always a bad thing

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    Jimmyk939  almost 5 years ago

    I landed on my ribs on Christmas Eve 2018. It cost a dislocated rib, internal bruising and a torn membrane. Couldn’t sleep in our bed for almost a month. The greatest dread…sneezing.

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    rshive  almost 5 years ago

    Thank Heaven for small favors.

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    Saddenedby Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    when I turned 65, mine automatically atrophied. now all I can do is open my mouth when I bend my elbow or swing a golf club at a small white ball. but lifting, carrying, assisting, or anything requiring additional or different muscles seem to have simply become impossible

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    asrialfeeple  almost 5 years ago

    Believe me, you don’t want to know how many muscles you have. And ligaments. and bones.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 5 years ago

    Blog PostsFrazz17 hrs ·

    There are exceptions, of course, some of them truly sad. But it’s right enough often enough to be used enough when everything else isn’t cheering you up enough:

    You can’t hurt what you ain’t got.

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