Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for January 06, 2020

Andy sure sin’t the social type when outside the pub, isn’t he?

@Number Three Today’s Strip IS funny our HERO Mr Andrew Capp is not keen too much for socializing, and the bloke visiting the Capps has taken Andy’s not so subtle hint and saved himself a punch up :o), my avatar is my birth sign Leo roaring his head of because he’s in a good mood , like I am , how was your day ? our Manic Monday should be very busy as usual + putting all the Christmas decorations away :o{ have fun and good luck on your work placement pal.

Must be psychic, he saw a sign!

Did Andy steal the sign from Jack?

“Flo, let’s go to bed so these people can go home.”

Don’t you mean “two minute warning”?

Really? What gave you the hint?! :D

I would not want to visit Andy anyway.

As gracious a host as he is a sportsman!

At least it’s not the vicar.

Surprised he didn’t just head for the pub.

“chaos uk” 4 minute warning

Not exactly subtle, Andy, but points for originality.

only because they are sitting on his bed and he’s tired

My story is silly too. I was in grammar school during WW2. We had to go to the basement for practice time. The boys had to line up on one side of the floor and the girls the other. The boys had to pull their shirts over their heads and the girls had to pull their dresses over their heads. We lived in a city that had a factory outfitted to supply munitions for the war and we knew we could be targeted. The sirens did go off one day but it was a false alarm. The whole town was pretty scared for awhile.

Is there any warning with drone attacks…!?

Not yet. You still have three minutes.

Andy just isn’t a people person. (Unless people give him money for beer.)

My Dad used to say, as he opened the door: “Here’s your hat… What’s your hurry?”