Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for February 21, 2020

He forgot his victory cry (yell, shout, scream).

Rock, Paper, Scissors, Rifle.

Guess who’s going to have an infatuation on the jungle hunk.

So, she’s out in the middle of the jungle alone with nothing but a rifle and her answer is to shoot everything in sight, endangering herself and whoever happens to be living nearby? Yes, Tarzan should break her rifle.

Ungawa, thunderstick bad, Tarzan smash.

I’m glad they specified that his actions were deliberate. It would be shame to accidentally smash a hunting rifle.

The girl seems to put the dumb in dumbfounded.

Surprisingly, the gun went off, the discharged bullet tore through the ape man. Death was instantaneous. The End

Tarzan’s mad because Little Miss Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farms is infringing on his killing turf.

You… You beast. that was my favourite rifle. Now I’ll have to back to camp and get another one.

What next, a little rough sex in the “bush”? Jane ain’t gonna like that one bit!

Tarzan was so angry that she tried to kill an innocent beast, that he decided to kill a violent monster in retaliation.

So Tarzan swings a loaded gun onto a rock with the barrel pointed directly at him? A gun safety class might be called for.