Close to Home by John McPherson for January 11, 2020

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    allen@home  almost 5 years ago

    That does save time. Never have to look for the thermometer it’s right there in the kids heads.

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    Leojim  almost 5 years ago

    That is so wrong on so many levels, but Bleeb seems to like it. What the heck, he’s an alien! Good thing he’s friendly. ;-)

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    Farside99  almost 5 years ago

    Looks like he’s already found a way to monkey with it — his temp’s actually a normal 98.6.

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    Mighty Phavahg  almost 5 years ago

    Until it reads 66.6

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    Amra Leo  almost 5 years ago

    And Bleeb’s amazed…

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    The kid appears to have a bit of a fever. I think my Mom had a thermometer implanted in her hand. She could put her hand on my forehead and tell I had a fever with uncanny accuracy.

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    PO' DAWG  almost 5 years ago

    The fever disappears once Mom comes back with the rectal thermometer.

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    the lost wizard  almost 5 years ago

    Next stop, the orthodontist.

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    Perkycat  almost 5 years ago

    There is probably a tracking device in there……..also very helpful.

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    comixbomix  almost 5 years ago

    Kid looks pretty large for a high-chair…

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    PO' DAWG  almost 5 years ago

    Bleeb’s New Year workout program must be working. Bleeb isn’t as round as he once was.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Well it would sure cut down on food poisoning. Personally, I’d like one for hot pizzas so I don’t melt the roof of my mouth!

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    Dobie  Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    The temperature read out may be on his head, but we all know where the thermometer is REALLY “implanted”…

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    paranormal  almost 5 years ago

    The normal temperature is dropping…

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    Baucuva  almost 5 years ago

    We are Borg. Resistance is futile.

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    Impkins  Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I asked my Doc how I was doing, he replied, “Not very well. Mercury is in Uranus.” I told him I am NOT into that stargazing mumbo-jumbo. Then he corrected himself, " I meant to say Patsnozzle, I’ve just broken my thermometer!" :>)

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    jbduncan  almost 5 years ago

    Closer and closer to robotic control!

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Is Bleeb flipping us off? Hello, comic censors…

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