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The kid appears to have a bit of a fever. I think my Mom had a thermometer implanted in her hand. She could put her hand on my forehead and tell I had a fever with uncanny accuracy.
I asked my Doc how I was doing, he replied, “Not very well. Mercury is in Uranus.” I told him I am NOT into that stargazing mumbo-jumbo. Then he corrected himself, " I meant to say Patsnozzle, I’ve just broken my thermometer!" :>)
allen@home about 5 years ago
That does save time. Never have to look for the thermometer it’s right there in the kids heads.
Leojim about 5 years ago
That is so wrong on so many levels, but Bleeb seems to like it. What the heck, he’s an alien! Good thing he’s friendly. ;-)
Farside99 about 5 years ago
Looks like he’s already found a way to monkey with it — his temp’s actually a normal 98.6.
Mighty Phavahg about 5 years ago
Until it reads 66.6
Amra Leo about 5 years ago
And Bleeb’s amazed…
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 5 years ago
The kid appears to have a bit of a fever. I think my Mom had a thermometer implanted in her hand. She could put her hand on my forehead and tell I had a fever with uncanny accuracy.
PO' DAWG about 5 years ago
The fever disappears once Mom comes back with the rectal thermometer.
the lost wizard about 5 years ago
Next stop, the orthodontist.
Perkycat about 5 years ago
There is probably a tracking device in there……..also very helpful.
comixbomix about 5 years ago
Kid looks pretty large for a high-chair…
PO' DAWG about 5 years ago
Bleeb’s New Year workout program must be working. Bleeb isn’t as round as he once was.
WCraft about 5 years ago
Well it would sure cut down on food poisoning. Personally, I’d like one for hot pizzas so I don’t melt the roof of my mouth!
Dobie Premium Member about 5 years ago
The temperature read out may be on his head, but we all know where the thermometer is REALLY “implanted”…
paranormal about 5 years ago
The normal temperature is dropping…
Baucuva about 5 years ago
We are Borg. Resistance is futile.
Impkins Premium Member about 5 years ago
I asked my Doc how I was doing, he replied, “Not very well. Mercury is in Uranus.” I told him I am NOT into that stargazing mumbo-jumbo. Then he corrected himself, " I meant to say Patsnozzle, I’ve just broken my thermometer!" :>)
jbduncan about 5 years ago
Closer and closer to robotic control!
WCraft about 5 years ago
Is Bleeb flipping us off? Hello, comic censors…