Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 09, 2020

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    mddshubby2005  almost 5 years ago

    No dude, that’s your badly spelled Weather App. It should say ‘Steppes today -6’.

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    Gent  almost 5 years ago

    He messed up the device’s calibration.

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    jpayne4040  almost 5 years ago

    Maybe he walked backwards. (-:

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    dflak  almost 5 years ago

    Sloths can gallop along at 4 mph.

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    Two steps forward and three steps back. Do this six times and it kills a whole day.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 5 years ago

    Hang in there, guys.

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    A goal we can all aspire to!

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Easy and I can explain. You spend twice as much time sitting as you do walking. That is how negative steps are achieved. Believe me, I know.

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    stevenxfiles  almost 3 years ago

    Costa Rica is a great place to visit them in the wild.

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