Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for September 14, 2020

Prior to this pandemic I have on more than a few occasions asked my doctor and her staff how they deal with transmitted diseases. Apparently they did get sick from patients. Normally just colds.

I have had two ‘Zoom’ sessions this year so far. One annual exam that went well and one for flu symptoms (72 hour common flu). Zoom appointments better than sitting in a waiting room with a bunch of ‘sicker than me’ people! Blood draw was like a 5 star concierge service. I was whisked in, 4 minutes to draw and whisked out. Nice!

Oh, I got my 2020/2021 flu shot. Easy-peasy at the drug store.

I’d rather eat onions. They keep everyone away!

He could have just said ‘come back the day after tomorrow.’

I may need to start carrying apples

He may be a jerk, but I like his way of doctoring.

He’s got marks all over him from being touched with 11’ poles!

Apples now come in tablet form but they call them iPads.

Those are apples? I thought they looked like tomatoes.

He looks too sick to need a doctor. He needs a miracle.