Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for April 05, 2021

“It’s the nose, isn’t it? She hates my nose!”

A fishy excuse.

Is it because he appears to be able to walk on water?

Her mom checks the social media profiles of all the guys she dates, in her opinion they’re all freaks

Her mom thinks it’s pretty simple: “Only a freak would want to date my daughter.”

I guess her mirror is cracked….she’s like a wet blanket

It takes one to know one.

Her mom is right, this guy always wants to be the centaur of attention. She needs someone who’ll faun over her and make every day feel like Satyrday.

besides, the kids may come out human…

So why is she on land and he is in the water?

and that kids is where seahorses come from

But it’s just a costume!