Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for September 06, 2021

Somehow or another I don’t think that excuse is going to work.

Officer takes out his night stick and starts whapping on the idiots skull…Now, do you want me to slow down, or do you want me to stop?

I might try that one.

Sign language is actually the one language you really need to know when driving.

I guess that explains why people don’t stop in my neighborhood.

Likely excuse for running a stop sign…er…whos that on your windshield?

‘SLOW’ starts with a Capital ‘S’, also. I get those two words confused all the time.

I don’t believe everything I read. (Steven Wright)

♪♫ Sign, sign

Everywhere a sign

Blockin’ out the scenery

Breakin’ my mind

Do this, don’t do that

Can’t you read the sign?

I wonder if the guy on the windshield was reading the signs

There’s a mighty unhappy face on his red shoulder.