Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for April 08, 2022

Spaghetti and Meatball’s (or is that Meatball’s and Spaghetti in reverse?) Does that come with garlic bread too?

That’s why I like Rugby and Rugby League, you are meant to run to the other end all the time. Oh and you don’t wear all that stupid padding.

Too many hard hits to the head, his noodle is cooked

He can’t do that when he’s on “the sauce”.

Sorry coach, I keep slipping on the sauce.

If you can get this play through your thick noodle…

Ah, the old ballerina Swan Dance fake run.

Twenty lashes with a wet noodle.

Meatball: “Mom always broke my spaghetti up into smaller pieces for me.”

But coach! There’s too much slipping N sliding with all that sauce.

By the looks of that pattern, halftime will be over when he finishes it.

you are all ssssssooooooo clever.

“But, coach, somebody sneezed.”

I got it mixed up with the reverse linguini!

Get Billy to do it! (Family Circus).