Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for January 12, 2023

What’s mom been feeding you by the way ?

In the meantime, try not to tell any lies

Like, or instance, like how they affect some Doctor’s bank accounts.

I don’t think the rest of him is going to catch up with that nose, though.

Would been a hit with freak shows of the 40 and 50’s.

Now,let’s have a look at that weenie.

Give it time for what?

“…in the mean time, run for congress.”

Oy! And how do we solve the problem of his peers making fun of him⁉️

He’s a real chick magnet

Who nose, maybe he’ll take up tennis and develop a great backhand!

He needs a noseologist.

Meanwhile, I can offer you a discount on nose jobs.

Says Doc with 3 fingers!