Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for March 20, 2023

Look like two suns in her wall picture.

Do you need that kidney? You need A job, but not this one, or this kind of a job.

Make my day, at my age I haven’t got that many left

Well, now you’re gonna get 3 squares and room and boared. You won’t need a job!

And she’s just doing her job (at least part of it).

Not on my dime….now GET!

You’re not very good at it. You’re fired.

Pull the trigger. Do everybody a favor.

Quit begging, ya gonna get 3 squares, a cot and all the sex you can handle…

She’s not a lady.

This burglar’s about to have a shotgun wetting.

Look at all the faces and stuff in her hair and his coat!!!! :)

In a regular job, the “I really need this job” plea doesn’t usually carry much weight. In this situation, I’d say, it carries even less.

And as other people here have alluded to, he ought to be fired (if not shot) for incompetence. Time to find a new line of work.

You’re fired!