Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for March 21, 2023

I’ll ring your bell young man – you just wait and see.

Next thing you’ll tell me you can’t help me because I’m barely human

“Sorry. Let’s see what we can do to get you over this hump in your life.”

He should try to calm down and lower his stress level…he doesn’t wanna become a dead ringer.

They used to have bell-ringing competitions between rural churches in England.

I agree that he should be addressed by his proper or preferred name; as for bell-ringing, I haven’t seen too many job listings recently that focused on that particular talent . . .

Notre Dame is still closed for repairs.

That resourcerer had better conjure up a job for Quasi.