Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for July 19, 2023

That must be a power hitter, the pitcher is too chicken to pitch to him.

There’s egg in your face!

Looks like they’re going into eggstra innings. This one won’t be over easy.

Egg on ya face – big disgrace.

He really does have egg on his face…

I’m not getting the yolk here. :) :) :)

The ump called it a strike.

1) The batter was struck.

2) What the pitcher threw definitely wasn’t a ball.

i like mine a little softer…

And they call themselves a “protein” but he’s throwing pre-chicken sliders.

OK, I’ll say it. The yolks on him.

Another walk is called, before the eggs dried on the plate.

The egg is runny, so I guess he can’t walky.

I believe that’s Hall of Famer Dennis Eggersley.

Fowl Ball!

Random musings:

The guy on the mound isn’t a pitcher, he’s a baker — that’s why he added an egg to the batter!

If the pitcher’s wife is watching the game, he’s going to have some explaining to do when he gets home.

In our universe, at least, that would be an illegal pitch.