Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for September 01, 2023

Zero

Whatif by saucer?

Take a nap

The story is, Revere rode through Boston shouting “the British are coming!” Why did he care if it was by land or sea if he wasn’t going to share that information?

Faces in the ruffles

Whoever Revere is talking to clearly doesn’t think he’s bright.

“Uh, gee, Sherlock, maybe . . . none?”

If they don’t show, I’ll want my ticket refunded.