Oliver Cromwell was the English ruler. The rest were kings or queens.
By taking him to his ruler, he showed them how well he measured up.
Oh to have had a slide ruler handy.
A yard stick will blow their minds.
“They’re so advanced, we’d better rethink our plans to invade and conquer.”
And so the world is saved by a little child (not to mention the less than stellar intelligence of this particular ET).
The aliens didn’t know what measure meant.
I didn’t think they were making 12” rulers or yardsticks any longer!
The face on his head wants off NOW!!!!!!!!! :)
Too ashamed to take you to Biden.
My wife has a yardstick that is 39" long, you should meter.
Nobody take them to Washington to look at the government. They will wonder if there is any intelligent life on the planet.
May 29, 2015
Qiset 5 months ago
Oliver Cromwell was the English ruler. The rest were kings or queens.
Doug K 5 months ago
By taking him to his ruler, he showed them how well he measured up.
Lee26 Premium Member 5 months ago
Oh to have had a slide ruler handy.
CorkLock 5 months ago
A yard stick will blow their minds.
paullp Premium Member 5 months ago
“They’re so advanced, we’d better rethink our plans to invade and conquer.”
And so the world is saved by a little child (not to mention the less than stellar intelligence of this particular ET).
Frank Burns Eats Worms 5 months ago
The aliens didn’t know what measure meant.
Tired 5 months ago
I didn’t think they were making 12” rulers or yardsticks any longer!
Impkins Premium Member 5 months ago
The face on his head wants off NOW!!!!!!!!! :)
lawguy05 5 months ago
Too ashamed to take you to Biden.
Digital Frog 5 months ago
My wife has a yardstick that is 39" long, you should meter.
megerkey 5 months ago
Nobody take them to Washington to look at the government. They will wonder if there is any intelligent life on the planet.