The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for February 09, 2020

You are the born loser, are you not?

I’m not allowed to run the train

The whistle I can’t blow…

I’m not allowed to say how far

The railroad cars can go.

I’m not allowed to shoot off steam,

Nor even clang the bell…

But let the damn train jump the track

And see who catches Hell!

I like the way the frames are presented, front view, then side view, etc… Putting the “artist” in “Comic artist”.

It’s called “responsibility.” When anything goes wrong, everyone knows who’s responsible.

“Tea Cosies”? No wonder he’s such a loser-who buys them? What are there five employees? No one but him to pick on?

This newsflash just crossing your desk, Brutus? :-o

That’s probably because it is and you have a reputation to uphold.

Perfect.

Job security.

I believe that’s actually spelled, “Tea Cozzzz…”

That’s the problem with being the low man. Crap always flows downhill.

Upper management loves to spread praise around when due. But a raise or a bonus after obscene profits? You just did the actual work. What makes you think you deserve that?

My old boss took credit for something I designed… When I confronted him he said: You work for me, so I take credit for your design! And when I said: What if something goes wrong? He said: That is when I blame you!