The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 28, 2020

The next present is a can of black paint.

I feel the same way. It’s mildly sickening.

I don’t want to know what they filled those balloons with.

is a whoopie cushion a gag gift to a skunk…?

Someone open a window!!!! Phew!!

Pepe gives only the most endearing love gifts, ma cherie!

Can a skunk smell it’s own flatulance?

Something stinks about this birthday party.

I bet the next gift is a can of tomato juice.

Ewwwww, Pepé, just ewwwww

“O captain! Mercaptan!”

So I guess that’s supposed to be a gag gift?

Now blindfold him and see if he can tell where he is…

Hey! Has somebody been smoking weed here?

Yes, I can’t stand Frebreeze either or other over-the-top perfumed scents. Going down the grocery aisle with the scented cleaners and “air fresheners” is like running an olfactory gauntlet for me.

I’d take skunk over Febreez any day. That stuff is awful and it’s toxic.

Pepe Le Pew wouldn’t want this.

It’s a gaaag gift!