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Apparently there was a burglar who liked to leave a little ‘calling card’ on his victim’s beds. He was surprised to learn that feces can be used to discover DNA evidence.
mddshubby2005 about 5 years ago
“No, don’t – we can work public urination into the spree.”
Concretionist about 5 years ago
You’re SUPPOSED to go before we get dressed like this.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member about 5 years ago
Oh great. Now I have the urge to Spree!
the lost wizard about 5 years ago
You knew that when you said crime wave it would put those thoughts in my head.
Differentname about 5 years ago
Apparently there was a burglar who liked to leave a little ‘calling card’ on his victim’s beds. He was surprised to learn that feces can be used to discover DNA evidence.
J Quest about 5 years ago
Remember: “Crime-bladder’s fine. Pee before spree.”
cubswin2016 about 5 years ago
I think making a pit stop first would be a good thing to do regardless.
Zebrastripes about 5 years ago
Evidence……better go now
MichaelHelwig about 5 years ago
Don’t forget to wash your hands afterwards.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 5 years ago
Anyone who’s ever been a parent knows you should always take the opportunity to go before you go.
Alberta Oil about 5 years ago
If.. there is the least bit of doubt.. go. Trust me
j.l.farmer about 5 years ago
don’t want to leave finger prints when you lift the lid or flush. should have worn a diaper.
Stephen Gilberg about 5 years ago
No spray in this spree.
TexTech about 5 years ago
You know what they say, Don’t do the spree if you can’t hold your pee.
soaringblocks about 5 years ago
best advice I ever heard is: Never miss an opportunity to use the bathroom!