Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 18, 2020

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    mddshubby2005  almost 5 years ago

    “No, don’t – we can work public urination into the spree.”

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    Concretionist  almost 5 years ago

    You’re SUPPOSED to go before we get dressed like this.

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Oh great. Now I have the urge to Spree!

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    the lost wizard  almost 5 years ago

    You knew that when you said crime wave it would put those thoughts in my head.

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    Differentname  almost 5 years ago

    Apparently there was a burglar who liked to leave a little ‘calling card’ on his victim’s beds. He was surprised to learn that feces can be used to discover DNA evidence.

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    J Quest  almost 5 years ago

    Remember: “Crime-bladder’s fine. Pee before spree.”

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    cubswin2016  almost 5 years ago

    I think making a pit stop first would be a good thing to do regardless.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Evidence……better go now

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    MichaelHelwig  almost 5 years ago

    Don’t forget to wash your hands afterwards.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Anyone who’s ever been a parent knows you should always take the opportunity to go before you go.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    If.. there is the least bit of doubt.. go. Trust me

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    j.l.farmer  almost 5 years ago

    don’t want to leave finger prints when you lift the lid or flush. should have worn a diaper.

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 5 years ago

    No spray in this spree.

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    TexTech  almost 5 years ago

    You know what they say, Don’t do the spree if you can’t hold your pee.

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    soaringblocks  almost 5 years ago

    best advice I ever heard is: Never miss an opportunity to use the bathroom!

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