That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for January 06, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 5 years ago

    Bill and Harry decided this was the best way to decide who would win the hand of the widow who had inherited the quarry.

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    Strob Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Greta thought the evening would be quite different when two hunks invited her to a rock concert. (“I wanna beeee … your sledgehammer…”)

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Before the invention of safety goggles, the one who gets the less rock chips in the eyes wins the family.

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Carlotta, re-thinking the idea of being a wedge in the relationship of these two gay hunks…

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    She thinks it is wonderful that these two are eager to create a pedestal to put her on…

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    Papared25  almost 5 years ago

    “Guys, when I said you should hammer out your differences I was just using a figure of speech.”

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    gopher gofer  almost 5 years ago

    how they played whack-a-mole before amusement arcades were invented…

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    DATo  almost 5 years ago

    “Sven, you idiot, Leonardo DeCaprio is on a cruise ship right now because you bet our tickets on two pair. I wish this rock was your head!!!”

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    Buzzworld  almost 5 years ago

    “Hey guys, not how rock, paper, scissors, is played”

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    jbrobo Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    “Ya know,Fred? Why don’t we try this on an anvil. It’ll sound better and maybe we can make an opera or something out of it. “

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    pcolli  almost 5 years ago

    “OK, lady – get ready to haul it away.”

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    jel354  almost 5 years ago

    An “America’s Funniest Home Videos” clip waiting to happen.

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    Reader  almost 5 years ago

    Young Lizzie and her baby sister Cecelia normally hated take your daughter to work day, but today was a real cliff-hanger.

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    rmremail  almost 5 years ago

    Fred and Joe were convinced that if they could re-create the pyramids of Egypt at their home in Montana, it would bring them earthly wealth and power, just like it had the Pharaohs.

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    Ubintold  almost 5 years ago

    Hey, is she sister sledge?

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    thebashfulone  almost 5 years ago

    Preparing for a Cro-Magnon golf outing: first, they had to reduce the slab of rock into a ball.

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    J Short  almost 5 years ago

    Life was much the same for the two brothers after serving their prison sentences.

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    Call me Ishmael  almost 5 years ago

    World’s worst day care.

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    Call me Ishmael  almost 5 years ago

    They had taken a sacred pledge/ to work as one with the sledge/ though not brothers by blood/ as a unit they’d stood/ but now SHE was driving a wedge…

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    Radish...   almost 5 years ago

    I want to see statue of me, now!

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    waes-hael  almost 5 years ago

    Only a guy named “Dee” need worry in that situation.

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    “Listen, Walken, we don’t HAVE a frickin’ cowbell!” You’re just gonna have to be happy with this!"

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    Another Take  almost 5 years ago

    Paul and George form the pre-Beatles band, The Quarrymen. Even in those earliest days, the babes would go crazy for them. A little bit…

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    Linguist  almost 5 years ago

    Trevor and Davie had been busting their stones for hours to impress Maeve .

    The risks were high but the rewards were great.

    The winner got Maeve for the night. The loser got stuck baby-sitting the kid.

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    PoodleGroomer  almost 5 years ago

    We almost have the base for your marble toilet cut out, but carving out the bowl and flush trap takes a while.

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    anomaly  almost 5 years ago

    “Yes, dear. Making gravel for the walkway is rather inefficient.”

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    mabrndt Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    The Miners

    https://www.the-athenaeum.org/art/detail.php?ID=118486 

    has info and links that point to info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

     

    http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/boughton_george_henry.html 

    https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=741 

    https://www.askart.com/artist/George_Henry_Boughton/21075/George_Henry_Boughton.aspx 

    https://books.google.com/books?id=CDSD-jBIExkC&pg=PA144#v=onepage&q&f=false 

    http://victorian-era.org/biography-of-george-h-boughton.html 

    http://www.avictorian.com/Boughton_George_Henry.html 

    https://books.google.com/books?id=bMkcAQAAIAAJ&q=1833&pg=PA197#v=onepage&q=1833&f=false 

    all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (again, the askart.com can be read in full for free on Fridays), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. So far, 2 works by him have been used here. 

    https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2019/12/05?comments=visible 

    has the prior (my comment there included the same artist info URLs.)

     

    Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2355 (January 5, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

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    Kind&Kinder  almost 5 years ago

    She couldn’t help wondering how she had managed to let herself get involved with these two swingers! She must have been stoned!

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    MissScarlet Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    She said she wanted marble countertops – now!

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    tracybsmith  almost 5 years ago

    “Well, I wish they would have asked me if I like rock music….”

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    tracybsmith  almost 5 years ago

    “I forgot to tell them to wait a minute. I forgot the baby’s hearing protection!”

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    CougarAllen  almost 5 years ago

    Load 16 tons, and whaddaya get?

    Another day older, and deeper in debt.

    Saint Peter don’t you call me, ‘cause I cain’t go

    I owe my soul to the company store.

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    waes-hael  almost 5 years ago

    Only guys who go by “Dee” need worry.

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