Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 24, 2020

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    mddshubby2005  almost 5 years ago

    I’m guessing his appetizer was whirled peas.

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    rekam Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I’m guessing she doesn’t want anything to do with intimacy.

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    Vilyehm  almost 5 years ago

    I’m guessing Mark wouldn’t have her slide under the table for some risky if caught public intimacy. Ya go to Chickweed for that.

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    jpayne4040  almost 5 years ago

    It’s all in how you phrase it, Buddy!

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    ACK! Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Minimalism is overrated.

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    VTX1800F  almost 5 years ago

    wrong word… ‘NO’ AND ‘know’.

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    Old Girl  almost 5 years ago

    Ninety million words in our language; there’s bound to be a few homonyms.

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    J Quest  almost 5 years ago

    Did a silent K silence Kaye?

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    SkyFisher  almost 5 years ago

    Darn HOMOPHONES!

    BTW: Today’s “Pearls Before Swine” has the same theme: https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2020/01/24

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    tbubble  almost 5 years ago

    Know way out.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 5 years ago

    She bolted through the locked door.

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    33Angel  almost 5 years ago

    She should’ve read his speech bubble for clarity…

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    anomalous4  almost 5 years ago

    OUCH.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    She doesn’t have an inquiring mind and didn’t bother to ask why…

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    Let’s give the boy a big hand.

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    StephenRice  almost 5 years ago

    “To” know intimacy, or just “intimacy.” He set himself up here.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Pair bonding is overrated.

    But it’s sanctioned by most religions, so it persists.

    We are programmed since childhood that it is the only alternative.

    Most couples (whatever gender preference) participate in serial monogamy: marry – divorce – marry. Or just ‘shack up.’

    Most cheat. If it’s inevitable, accept it.

    Jealousy is a character flaw.

    Ideal: allow your partner to be happy.

    The alternatives? Polyamory – polyfidelity – open marriage.

    Most couples don’t stop loving; they just want variety.

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    1MadHat Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Know more about intimacy.

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    clarrywat Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    “To know intimacy”, To find intimacy" but alas a man of few words must reap what he sows.

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