Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 23, 2020

Income recyclers.

Recycling: Is that where you get 2 couples together and they swap spouses?

In software, “decoupling” is regarded as a good thing…

I’m going to go with “decoupling attorney.”

And I guess hiring a pre-owned attorney is better than hiring a new attorney.

After all that talk of socks yesterday. I went to the laundromat in the afternoon. I chuckled to myself as I did the laundry. I went out for a midnight snack and as I came home there’s a sock lying in the snow in front of the apartment building. I picked it up and lo and behold it’s mine

And it’s still a divorce.

Maybe it means they re-use the old restraining orders.

The Number 1 cause of Divorce in America today? MARRIAGE!!

Priceless

Ah, but that means he also doubles as a matchmaker!

The top 1% retain an Espousabality Re-capacitator.

My wife’s divorce lawyer was my best man

I think it would be helpful to have a marriage counsels office right next to all Divorce Lawyer offices. I mean if one doesn’t work for me, perhaps the other one will. You know, freedom of choice and all that.

It’s good that divorce is easier to obtain but not so good so many that could probably work things out divorce because it’s the easy way out.

While we’re here why don’t we go in and see what he’s like.

BUT, of course, the Buy Bull Bangers INSIST that Gay Marriage will destroy the institution of Marriage… odd, but straight couples seem to be doing a heck of a good job of that all on their own!

The PC lawyer

Redefine then sell.

Some of my exes are some of my favorite people! (THe other exes, not so much………..)

We used to be able to send all our divorces to China but they were too toxic.

Which Recycling Bin do you put them into?