not meaning to disparage mr koth at all, but we’ve the original non sequitur versions of the same runing gag on the fridge for years – the newspaper long ago turned yellow…
guess it just goes to show that great minds think alike…
Food court will be closed. She takes the credit cards. You need a rental trailer to get it all home. She buys sizes for the “after diet” her that is stillborn. 78.924% of her purchases go into the attic (never having been opened). Sound familiar?
In certain stores I’m left with sitting on the display tables outside fitting rooms. I just move the pink sweaters and put them on top of the mauve sweaters. In one Macy’s I go to there is a “lounge” outside the fitting room and they have whatever game on for the guys. When the significant others come out and ask “how do I look?” or “do these make look fat?” all you hear is “uh-huh”.
I had a boyfriend once that would shop and he was so slow! I swear he looked at absolutely everything, drove me nuts. I like to go get what I need and leave. He could spend hours just looking at canned soups.
blunebottle almost 5 years ago
AHHHH!!! Run away!!
gopher gofer almost 5 years ago
not meaning to disparage mr koth at all, but we’ve the original non sequitur versions of the same runing gag on the fridge for years – the newspaper long ago turned yellow…
guess it just goes to show that great minds think alike…
fuzzbucket Premium Member almost 5 years ago
As long as the court is open, that’s not a problem.
Display almost 5 years ago
Food court will be closed. She takes the credit cards. You need a rental trailer to get it all home. She buys sizes for the “after diet” her that is stillborn. 78.924% of her purchases go into the attic (never having been opened). Sound familiar?
cabarto59 almost 5 years ago
sorry, but no…
Joseph McFarlane almost 5 years ago
AND hold my purse.
Jeffin Premium Member almost 5 years ago
But food court snacks. Mmm Mmm. Good eatin’.
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
Stay home….I’m better off shopping alone….your are nothing but a PITA, moaning and groaning…..
CYGNUS X1 almost 5 years ago
In certain stores I’m left with sitting on the display tables outside fitting rooms. I just move the pink sweaters and put them on top of the mauve sweaters. In one Macy’s I go to there is a “lounge” outside the fitting room and they have whatever game on for the guys. When the significant others come out and ask “how do I look?” or “do these make look fat?” all you hear is “uh-huh”.
Orcatime almost 5 years ago
That truly was what shopping was like with my best friend! I ended up buying a magazine to stay awake.
morningglory73 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I had a boyfriend once that would shop and he was so slow! I swear he looked at absolutely everything, drove me nuts. I like to go get what I need and leave. He could spend hours just looking at canned soups.
Howard'sMyHero almost 5 years ago
Sam goes on to say: “Ok … then on to the Monster Truck rally”
What Lil hears: “Ok”
Bing43 almost 5 years ago
Money maker :Sports Bar in the middle of a women’s store. Men are happy, women know where the wallet is at. WIN, WIN!
Boomer Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Amen.