Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 28, 2020

The bull’s relieved!

Naturally, they’re all sitting on The Far Side of the table.

looks like that was good gnus – now they won’t have to have a cow…

Well, that’s a relief!

And it’s so hard to eat lying down.

So there is tipping.

So waiter-tipping is a thing, now?

Hopefully they are not at a steak house, but the tri tip is outstanding…

Tipping? LOL

That’s a bunch of bull ….

Cow-tipping is so cruel.

You didn’t hear what she said, there’s still tipping, it’s included in the price.

What do you have that is grass fed? Or just plain grass?

I wish that were the case here in America.

There could also be a subtle reference to “cow tipping…?”